I paused briefly to see just how jubilantly the Iraqis are smashing the statue, when I happened upon this headline:

Who Will Run Iraq? Not Saddam. And that's why the struggle over what and who will govern Iraq is raging with new intensity

... and I had this incredible idea for a new reality show: Ruled by America.

Every week, young teenyboppers can call in to pick the newest hottest "Are You Hott??" babe in Old Navy duds to stroll on over to solve the educational, governmental, political and societal problems in Iraq. While making out with many members of the opposite sex, of course, this talented "survivor" will have a camera installed on him/her at all times (that way we can judge their singing ability in the shower too - the next Britney Spears, perhaps?!). Sponsored by Levi's Jeans and Trojan condoms.

Hosted by a Geraldo wanna be.

It has potential. Really.